Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

You show your pussy to the fans, and I've got a lot of sperm

Turn around, you idiot — you're listening to music and your girlfriend is getting spanked

I paid her money and she meekly does as I say

I let my cum on my hair, because semen has a lot of useful protein

Asked a guy for a massage, and he poured oil on the bitch and fucked her

So that's where her money came from — she was caught working in a webcam